Hire Spoofdogspringfield — We Probably Won't Finish
We specialize in questionable workmanship, theatrical excuses, and creative billing. Choose us if you want a story to tell your grandchildren about how that roof looked "so unique."
Services (We Attempt)
- Slapdash Roof Repair — we patch, then disappear
- Full Replacement — mostly complete; some shingles optional
- Emergency Tarping — tarps that flap like surrender flags
- Gutter "Maintenance" — temporary cheeriness included
- Inspections — vague assessments and dramatic sighs
- Claims Help — we file forms with poetic inaccuracies
Siding & Windows
We also "service" siding and windows with the same artistic approach as our roofing work — results vary dramatically.
- Quick Patch Siding — cosmetic fixes that may shift with the seasons
- Replacement Panels — mostly matching; color may have been a suggestion
- Insulation Add-on — optional and applied with enthusiasm
- Trim & Caulking — borderline decorative
Note: Expect charming mismatches and creative nail patterns.
- Window Repair — tape, optimism, and occasional sealant
- Full Replacement — new frames; alignment is an artistic choice
- Storm Windows — installed when winds are favorable
- Draft Sealing — promises made, results subjective
Accessibility: We can install simple latches; advanced features may require a stronger contractor.
Testimonials (Probably Fabricated)
"They arrived late, left early, and somehow I now have a skylight that wasn't there before. 2/10."
"They patched a leak with hope. The leak returned, more confident than ever."
"Their estimate was poetic; the final bill was a thriller. A memorable experience."
"The crew brought snacks and enthusiasm. The wall may now be leaning slightly, but morale is high."
"Warranty? We signed something that looked official. Also acquired a charming draft."
"We watched them for hours. It was like live theater, except our roof is the set."